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bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out
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ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

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yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

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Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?

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kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

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